About Me (A Fun Post)

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I never changed a diaper before my first child was born

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I always knew I wanted to adopt but wasn't so sure about giving birth

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I have three dogs, two cats, and a bird

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I question my faith daily

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I lean on my Savior every minute of the day\

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My husband has tried to kill me in his sleep

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Most days my animals are better behaved than my kids

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My secret wish is to live in Africa as a long term missionary

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I want to flash my girls one time at Mardi Gras

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I once dreamed of becoming a FBI Agent

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I once dreamed of becoming a marine biologist

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I would commit bigemy if Denzel Washington proposed

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I absolutely loved every minute of my childhood

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I married my best friend and soul mate

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I could live in the bush without any problems

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I worry a lot

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I would adopt 10 children if I had the money

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I would adopt 15 children if I had the money

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I dream of being a homeschooling/stay at home mama

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I love my mommy more than anything in the world

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I also lov my daddy lot's

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I once fell from the top of a ladder in the middle of a dance routine at a high school football game

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I recently let my child swim at a pool party for 10 minutes before I realized we were at the wrong party on the wrong day

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I had nephrotic syndrome in highschool and spent a month in the hospital

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I wake up 5 to 6 times a night to pee

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When pregnant, I wake up 10-15 times a night to pee

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I love my chocolate lab more than any of my other animals

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I really want to be a sophisticated wine drinker, but I can't stand the taste of it

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I once loudly exclaimed in the middle of a sports store "There are plenty of other Dick's around here!" as my eldest son begged for the very last catcher's mit in Dicks Sporting Goods.

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My youngest colored our border collie with a blue sharpie while I fell asleep on the couch

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I secretly dream of torturing the border collie on a regular basis

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I dream of living on the beach

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I am scared shitless to fly

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I am rarely ever down

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I am always in a good mood

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I think I piss people off because I am always happy, like a big Lab running at you!

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The nurses almost didn't let me bring the oldest home because it took me over an hour to dress him

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I love pregnancy

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I love my job

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I would love to work for an adoption agency one day

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I really like to say "told ya so" every time I tell the little one not to do something and he does and ends up somewhat injured

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My relationship with the Lord gets stronger each and every day

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I think about dying a lot the older I get

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I am afraid of death

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I love the smell of my husbands skin at the end of the day, especially around his temple area

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I love to watch my boys smile

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Can't wait to see my baby girl smile

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Sometimes I feel closer to my adoption friends than my friends here

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I can no longer rent movies in the US or Africa because of late fees

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Thought I would be put in jail for not returning movies in Zambia on time

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Thought my husband was going to kill me when someone called from Africa about movies being turned in

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I didn't go back to a store after I realized they didn't charge me for an item once

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I am a hippie at heart

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I am a nerd

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I can belch and fart right along with my boys

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I want to be a congress woman one day

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I want to change the world

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I truly believe that one person can make a difference





Give up? They are all true. That was fun. Now how about you?