MY CRAZY LIFE

Ok, haven't posted in a while, I know! So much has been going on in my life and my little brain that I don't know where to even start, so I thought I would list some highlight's

* DECIDED TO PROBABLY TURN DOWN JOB WITH PEDIATRIC CARDIOLOGY-WOULD LOVE THIS JOB, HOWEVER THOSE DARN LITTLE PEOPLE MUST COME FIRST, AT LEAST THEY THINK SO ANYWAY. I WOULD BE WORKING FOUR 10 HOUR SHIFT'S AND THE DAY'S THAT MIKE WORK'S (HIS 12 HOUR SHIFT'S) DON'T KNOW HOW I WOULD GET THE KID'S HOME, WHO WOULD KEEP THEM AFTER SCHOOL, TAKE THEM TO PRACTICE, ETC.

* HAVE BEEN GETTING "THREE" CHILDREN READY FOR SCHOOL THIS YEAR WHICH IS A HUGE CHANGE FOR ME. MANNING WILL BE STARTING PRE-SCHOOL THIS WEEK. HE WILL GO FOUR DAY'S A WEEK, ALL DAY. I AM GIVING HIM ABOUT 2 1/2 WEEKS BEFORE GETTING KICKED OUT (MIKE THINK'S THAT ESTIMATION IS GENEROUS)

* MORGAN WILL START (GULP!!!) HIGH SCHOOL IN LESS THAN TWO DAYS!!! NEEDLESS TO SAY I AM A NERVOUS WRECK AND HAVE EXHAUSTED MYSELF FINANCIALLY FOR THE SUPER MODEL'S SCHOOL ATTIRE. HE IS SO DARN PICKY AND FASHION CONSCIOUS. HAS BEEN SINCE HE WAS OH! AROUND 2. HE REFUSED AT 2 YEAR'S OLD TO WEAR ANY TOMMY HILFIGER, ANYTHING WITH STRIPE'S, ANYTHING FROM THE GAP, AND ALL SHOE'S HAD TO BE NIKE. I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE COME'S FROM. AND TO HELP HIS EGO OUT, HE WAS VOTED AS "BEST DRESSED" LAST YEAR BY HIS 8TH GRADE CLASS. AND ON ANOTHER NOTE, HE IS SUCH A FLIRT. IT REALLY DRIVES ME CRAZY! HE HAS LOVED GIRL'S I THINK SINCE HE WAS TWO ALSO. THE NEIGHBOR HAS TWO TEENAGED DAUGHTER'S. HE FLIRTED FOREVER WITH THE YOUNGEST ONE AND NOW HAS BEEN FLIRTING WITH THE OLDER ONE. MAKE UP YOUR MIND SON!!!!

* AND ON THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE END OF THE SPECTRUM WOULD BE MY 11 YEAR OLD SON THAT IS STARTING MIDDLE SCHOOL THIS YEAR. YES, THE CHILD THAT LOVES ANYTHING WITH CAMMO PRINT. THE CHILD THAT IF I DIDN'T STEAL HIS UNDERWEAR OUT OF THE BATHROOM WHILE HE WAS SHOWERING WOULD CONTINUE TO WEAR THE SAME PAIR FOR AT LEAST TWO WEEKS OR MORE. THE CHILD THAT I REALIZED AT ONE POINT HAD WORN THE SAME PAIR OF SOCKS FOR SEVEN DAY'S STRAIGHT. THE CHILD THAT PREFERS WEARING THE PANTS HE FOUND AT A YARD SALE OVER ANYTHING NEW. THE CHILD THAT HAS BEEN LOOKING FOR THOSE PANTS FOR ABOUT A YEAR NOW THAT SOMEHOW MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARED. THE CHILD THAT UNLESS MADE TO, WOULD NEVER SHOWER OR PUT ON DEODORANT. IN OTHER WORDS, THIS ONE IS GOING TO BE VOTED THE "STINKY KID". WHERE IN THE WORLD DID HE COME FROM?

* AND OH! YES, HOW COULD WE FORGET ABOUT THE FOUR YEAR OLD (THAT THINK'S HE'S 25 THANKS TO HAVING TWO OLDER BROTHER'S) THAT IS ABOUT TO PUT IN A ROOM WITH 20 OTHER FOUR YEAR OLD'S AND AT LEAST ONE ADULT THAT HE WILL THINK HE IS ON HER LEVEL. THE CHILD THAT ARGUE'S BIBLE STORIE'S WITH ME. THIS SWEET FOUR YEAR OLD IS ABOUT TO CHALLENGE THE MOST EXPERIENCED PRE-SCHOOL TEACHER AND I REALLY HOOPE SHE WIN'S. THE CHILD THAT WHILE IN A RESTROOM STALL WITH ME EXCLAIMED "YOU USE THAT THING TO PLUG UP YOUR BUHOLE" AS MY COLLEGE NURSING STUDENT'S WERE OUTSIDE LAUGHING THEIR HEAD'S OFF IS OFF TO THE REAL WORLD.

* AND MY FINAL THOUGHT ON THESE BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN IS "WHERE THE H^*& DID THEY COME FROM?"